Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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