she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Blood and glitter go together right?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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