He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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