dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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