dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I don't think brook has ever known best
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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