You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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