As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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