remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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