I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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