Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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