So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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