Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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