I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you will always have a special place in my vag
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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