he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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