he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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