At least make sure they are 18
Why
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize