is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
