About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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