where am i from again
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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