CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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