just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
wow bdsm is so cute
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