RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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