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(808): View more from Hawaii

and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.

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(206): View more from Washington

i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.

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(330): View more from Ohio

this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?

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(330): View more from Ohio

You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.

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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?

(1-843): View more from South Carolina

You're my fucking hero.

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