all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just want nice things and good sex
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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