she told me i tasted like america
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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