so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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