You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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