But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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