My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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