who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
