Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize