Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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