are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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