Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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