suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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