4 words: hood of his car
i can't believe i had my finger in that
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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