You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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