yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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