At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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