Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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