During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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