My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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