do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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