i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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