Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i dont even know how to be here
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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