You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
