i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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