I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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