haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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