ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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