On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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