I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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