omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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