is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.