There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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